What A Day!
So yesterday I had an appointment in the morning. I love getting things done in the morning but in downtown Orlando? I think not! Traffic is horrific in the morning and throwing downtown in the mix is almost as bad as a nightmare about clowns! Traffic yesterday was not as bad as usual so I'm thankful for that. They really need to work on the signs downtown though, people who do not go there often will end up in a frenzy. Lucky for me, my love took me there often so my trips there aren't too painful. Anywho, the appointment went very well and I survived downtown Orlando in the AM.Afterwards is another story, I was not feeling very well which then turned into me feeling cranky, demanding and lazy...otherwise known as Severe Bratism Syndrome (SBS). Yes, I have that, I am the spokesperson for this very serious condition. My love tried to help me decrease my SBS 20% each month however that obviously did not work. I embrace my bratty ways. I will someday hold a huge conference where all brats can unite to celebrate our SBS and spread awareness across the nation.
So you would think the worst part of my day was not feeling well yes? NO! The absolute worst moment of my day was finding that someone used my bathroom!
Violation!!! There was a guest over yesterday...no guest of mine. Why did this person feel the need to use my bathroom? Was it the great aroma, fabulous decor or cootie free atmosphere? Hmm, she must not have read my post about cooties.
Well, anyone who knows me is fully aware that my bathroom is off limits to anyone that is not on the "Germaphobe Acception List". Those people would be my love, mama, sisters and the following out of state visitors: Pookie, Lana, Mika & my Cristina. Oh, your name is not on the list? Well that means you are to use the guest bathroom. Now please take your cootie spreading self and exit my personal space. 
